| One of my very best short stories ever. My best, I believe, on DA to date. I would greatly appreciate a critique (I'm always revising little kinks in it too, so please tell me if you see one!) Basically, all the great Punks of the 70's (and a few of those who followed in their footsteps. Ex: Robert Smith, Kurt Cobain, Go-Go Belinda Carlise) have all become preschoolers (thanks to writer's convenience  ) and Monte Melnick (the Ramones' tour manager) and Malcolm McLaren (second manager for the New York Dolls, and later for the Sex Pistols) have to be their teachers. This particular story features Monte's class  Enjoy! |
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Eeeek! A Spaceship! Run Joey, Run!  THEME SONG OF THE WEEK: Evaporated- Ben Fold's Five - ROSE WORDS: -- Oogy- Not right, weird, funky, messed up - Animalistic- A word that describes a person who resembles an animal; a person who is acting savage or wild - Fredly- Something my brother's cat would do, nickname for my brother's cat - Ramonesie- Something that reminds me of the Ramones, something that has a similar vibe to the Ramones - Rabbits- a '  et name' for my watchers- Fangirlisms- The actions of a fangirl, actions that I perceive to be fangirl-y - Angst Pot- One who is so angsty, you can practically see the scuzz flying around their head -- -- Cool siggies I found: - Other than THAT, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? - When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you melons, buy a bra Left brain says sleep. Right brain says draaaaw... - ˙unɹ puɐ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʞɔnɟ - "The shadows within never truly vanish, just as a Dark Memory is never forgotten." ~Ordon Crane "The light hurts my eyes." ~Michael ／l、 （ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l、 ~ヽ - 95% of Deviants have a stupid '95% of people' signature. If you're one of the 5% who don't...oh wait...damn. - And then God said, "John, come forth, and receive eternal life..." But John came fifth, and got a toaster. - SPEL CHEK (: WARNING: This siggy contains high amounts of nuts and traces of milk product. - I believe that Taco Bell is my lord and savior. : D I FIND EYEBROWS SO SEXY, BUT HIGH HEELS JUST PISS ME OFF. - STRAIGHT ARTISTS FOR GAY RIGHTS!! - UNLEASH THE BATS - Atheism: Because I don't believe in getting up at 6 in the morning to apologize to an entity that probably doesn't exist for being human. I'm Team Alucard, because vampires aren't meant to sparkle. I forgot to take my Anti-Bitch Pills today. Oops. - "You're not drunk if you can still lay on the floor without holding on!" -- Mah favorite EmOtEs:                         Ok, I used to have a big flashing thing here, because I enjoy big flashing things, but I don't wanna be handing out free seizures to epileptics, so I took it off t_t; --Assorted Monkey Wisdom-- "Ted Koppel is a waffle"- Banana Jr. 6000 series computer (Bloom County) "So this is America...they all seem to be out of their minds!"- Ringo Starr "Last year, 791 people were killed by defective toasters, only four by sharks. Now I don't see no rush to exterminate 100,000 toasters..." -Johnny Rotten "Hey you goys! Can we get our pichurs taken in a pet shawp? We can get pichurs of us strokin' baby bunnies or somefin'"- Dee Dee Ramone "If god were alive today, he would be an Atheist"- Kurt Vonnegut "And when I'm lying in my bed, I think about life and I think about death, and neither one particularly appeals to me"-The Smiths "Nowhere Fast" "Oh sure, blame the bat, what the heck, we're easy targets" -Bartok "I have never had dreams. Only nightmares"- Johanna Barker "Look at all these wonderful restaurants! And Subway!"- My brother, on discovering the food court in the mall "David Bowie slaps time in the face like the bitch it is" - some guy on youtube. "Why is there bacon in the soap!?"- Invader Zim "We scientists have a special term for that. It's called 'I don't know,'"- Beast, X-Men Evolution "Sure they strip you down and take your identity, but hey, school is cool!"- Baljek "He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life,"- Homer Simpson "Here's a chord. Here's another, here's another. Now go away and form a band,"- Sniffin Glue "Johnny Thunders sold more in hairspray than he did in fucking songs or guitars, period"- Sylvain Sylvain "I'll go with that"- Rae "Love ain't pretty it's the way that we feel"- New York Dolls (We're All in Love) "I like it when the red water comes out"- Salad Fingers "There's a lot of innocent people being crucified"- My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult "We came across a miracle/there was beer in a soda machine"- The Ramones(You Didn't Mean Anything to me) "I'm high, and I don't know what I'm doing- but I like it"- Arthur "Killer" Kane "It's only forever, not long at all, lost and lonely, that's underground"- David Bowie (Underground, Labyrinth theme) "And the lord said...let there be gnomes"- In_the_Machine "Mr. Rogers has gone bananas!!"- Banana Jr. 6000 series computer (Bloom County) "Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted." - John Lennon *snerk*- Panda ------ That be all for now, thank you for your patronage, I'll be here 'till I get a fucking life!  |
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International Jimi Week is Here! 
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(that's continent init? Last day of Jimi week is the actual day of birthday-dom. THE GRAND FINALE!)deviantID
| Well, uh, here's me. I feel all fucked up and weird these days t_t; but, y'know, C'est la vie I'm kinda neurotic, I'm an insomniac, I'm severely Attention Deficit (ADHD isn't as fun as the magnets and t-shirts say... it is fun to poke fun at myself though) and, uhm... some other shit too, that I don't intend to announce... at the moment. In other news, I'm currently working on an original series of my own called Sixth Avenue Blues about a bunch of punkers living in Downtown Manhattan. The main characters are Ramona (the main main character, and big-time Rock 'n' roll fan), Suzie (the crazed druggie headbanger), and Jams (the drag queen extraordinaire) Also features Jammin' Jimmy (layed back ska musician), Jackie (wannabe anarcho-punk), Dimmitrey "Dim-Bulb" (big Sex Pistols fan and heavy anarchist), Sheena (hardcore punk with all the crazy schemes), Judy (growth stunted sixteen-year-old emancipated minor from Queens), and Xenia (pre-goth hippie crossbreed) Jams also has some drag queenly buddies, and there are disco heads livin' upstairs, 'n' rival bands ect... I have some reffs up, but my style of drawing has improved some since I drew them, so I'm gonna re-do 'em Tell me how you likes my idea ^^ ----- 'Bout Me: Likes: Punk Rock History Dinosaurs Ranting Candy (It's my addiction...keep me away from drugs) Fannon Music Cats Poodle/<insert some other dog breed here> crossbreeds Creepy Stuff Animated Lipstick Lesbians Funny Accents The Darwin Awards Learning about serial killers Cartoons Cartoon Romance (sometimes, usually fannon) The Beatles X-Men cartoons -- Dislikes: Right Wing Conservatives Jesus Freaks (not to be confused with people of faith. If you're christian, fine by me. If You're obsessed with Jesus, we probably won't get along) Sluts Posers Sea Food Elevators Wall Mart Clean Living Quarters Real Life Romance Doggy Farts  Twilight (the book) Orthodonture |
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- deviantWEAR sizing preference: WOMBATS BIGGER THAN HIPPOS
- Print preference: NEUROSIS
- Interests: Music+drawing+painting+writting+my cat+punk rock history+crappy home movies+world domination >:D
- Favourite movie: Help!+End of the Century+Corpse Bride+Ferris Beuiler's Day Off
- Favourite band or musician: The Ramones+New York Dolls+Sex Pistols+The Beatles+Hole+Weird Al+The Clash+ViolentFemmes+OingoBoingo
- Favourite genre of music: Good 'ol Rock 'n' Roll needs saving again...AND ALL THE PUNKS ARE FUCKING DEAD!
- Favourite artist: Joey Ramone+John Holstrom+Danny Elfman+Tim Burton+Garry Larson+rcsi1 here on DA
- Favourite poet or writer: E.A.Poe+Darren Shan+Each of the Beatles+Danny Elfman+Weird Al+Steve Morrisy+Kurt Cobain
- Favourite photographer: Bob Gruen
- Favourite style of art: music+angsty poetry+satrical fiction+macabre sketches and paintings+good old classtime doodles
- Operating System: If you mean my computer, I'd have to say shitheap version 1.0
- MP3 player of choice: Sandisk
- Shell of choice: The one I hide in to deflect any chance of developing a social life
- Wallpaper of choice: The Beatles+Jimi Hendrix+Courtney Love+New York Dolls+The Ramones+Joe Strummer
- Skin of choice: Sickly pale, like paper
- Favourite game: The 'who can get kicked out of Wallmart the fastest' game 8D
- Favourite gaming platform: ...the Wii, I supose
- Favourite cartoon character: Corpse Bride+Dickie Sugarjumper+Top Cat+Toad+Oliver Wendle+Al Gore (south park)+Ren Hoek
- Personal Quote: The emotional highlight of this year was helping my cat catch a fly, and watching him eat it.
- Tools of the Trade: Pencil+gitaur named Johnny+video camera+digital camera+watercolors+pilot pens+my own twisted mind
International Jimi Week is aproaching! Are you ready?
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