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Look Over Your Shoulder by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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Look Over Your Shoulder

Yeah, yeah, yeah Where did all my old friends go? One flew East, one flew West-- No, wait That ain't right. One went North She rattled forth She went up the river Shake it and shiver She's bigger than house (in her head) Bigger than her problems We keep in contact, but where'd she ferry to? One dripped South So I kicked her out Two wrongs canceled out What two's all about But pretty as a picture (if the picture's ugly) A crippled ego trip Y'know I see her 'round, in Inviso-Land. One got left behind He was wastin' my time He called me little Rock 'n' Roller But I misread the meaning Miss Red Mold you into whatever you

Jimmy's Pills by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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Jimmy's Pills

With whom do you share Your shiny blue pills? Don't give them away They help you hold still Without your blue pill You surely will die Your hair will fall out You'll lose both your eyes The illness will seize Your wilted old shell Your body will shake You'll ring like a bell You don't like to take Your shiny blue pills You gave them to Bruce To help him hold still But Bruce also has His own pretty pills His swallow them all Down his neck, they spill It's only because He don't wanna shake A deal, you made You don't wanna take So now he takes twos And thus you take none So everyone wins Oh, ain't it such fun? But he'

A Broken Friendship by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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A Broken Friendship

Oh, she rolls like Diamond back snake But much too passive In her aggression Hold her teeth like Bottle broken glass Her pores are mountains Mind like a molehill When she twisted the blade It felt like thunder Every lapse Clasp A fingernail scorch feeling in my ribcage And every time I though of her from then on Bone fibers loose Jagged, unbraided And she told me myself She's a liar And from then on everything was suspect Nothing goes unbastardized No stone left unturned And dizzy, stupid Letting me wallow alone when baby's out to play She thinks I'd listen to reason after The knife went bitter And the pills turned s

Oh, My Aching Gut by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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Oh, My Aching Gut

I woke up in the morn' with a black knot Coiled behind my navel, tight as a fist I was tied up tight so I couldn't talk I heard that old song, and I got the gist But I never understood it much clearer To finally find it, I wound to this My stomach bitched, but I couldn't hear her She rolled up and curled and refused to move Now I will pay for ignoring the curr I once listened to a song called 'Gut Bomb' And they said shoot him, shoot him 'fore he runs

A Tribute to Billy the Club by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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A Tribute to Billy the Club

The child once curled up soft in your arms You have cast away, to sob quiet, alone What kind of mother sets their son to face harm? He's gone! He's dead! And he was just barely grown! His only friend tried, but he wasn't avenged Dysphoric and twisted, a shame to the bone His sagging curled hair hangs limp and it bends Words cracking, words jumping, behind grinning teeth Pouted lip, slipped verse, all crooked minds shall mend His fingers found the glass many times, I've seen Still his eyes can shine, in a dull sort of way But so fidgety, so mousey, nerves so keen Although he is gone, the night still falls to day Life in the ev

By The Street Lamp Lights by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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By The Street Lamp Lights

Goodnight pleasantries I wished their evenings happy With a rare, fond hug You'd seen me before Scampering through, I had dashed And weaved my arms so I was elated Even fools can't bring me down! Or they couldn't-- then Again, I send love But if I only knew how Maybe I'd not cried I released my doubts Into the sweet nighttime air But you still listened I feel deeply, I-- I just can't bare to show it Not romance, but love The difference is clear But I cannot show either Although I know which You nodded, I know Though I barely let you speak You didn't mind much I finally told Of the dying scar tissue Of the smokey drea

Hold By Me Theater by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

Sterling In Black by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

Mayhem at The Fingertips by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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Mayhem at The Fingertips

Sharp things rolling down across my teeth If it slipped It clipped I wince at the thought. Jagged little terrors grasp at my spine Reddened eyes Flick, flick Metal corner caught in my fingertips Like mesh on a zipper Split and lacerated Free flying Raining down in cinnabar Powdered pepper Stinging Grit my glass against my gums Wreck the fingers slice the thumbs But don't It just gets in my head It just sticks in my head Rattling Chancing But them dices is loaded Those dice don't play fair. Bounce bounce They tinker-tack Leaving little migraine bulls eyes On every which bit of the dome Pouring out later In cin

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Look Over Your Shoulder by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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Look Over Your Shoulder

Jimmy's Pills by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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Jimmy's Pills

A Broken Friendship by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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A Broken Friendship

Oh, My Aching Gut by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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Oh, My Aching Gut

A Tribute to Billy the Club by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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A Tribute to Billy the Club

By The Street Lamp Lights by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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By The Street Lamp Lights

Hold By Me Theater by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

Sterling In Black by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

Mayhem at The Fingertips by Tooncouplefanatic, literature

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Mayhem at The Fingertips

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

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The Clash+The Monkees+The Ramones+TheJimi Hendrix Experience+Gorillaz+The Beatles+The Who+The Smiths

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Tooncouplefanatic

Apr 18, 2013

For The Record

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This account is no longer active, and most of the comments and "art" pieces that you're all responding to were made when I was twelve to fifteen years old, and are pretty outdated and embarrassing to me. So no, I will not be continuing any of my atrocious half-finished fan fictions; I recant the majority of the hypocritical, self-aggrandizing, and elitist comments I've made; many of my old drawings, poems, and paintings are antiquated and bad, but I consider them important stepping-stones in my personal and artistic development, at least. I only leave this account up at all because I'm too lazy to transfer what few decent poems I have on here

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Tooncouplefanatic

Sep 1, 2011

Well, Shit.

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So where the hell have I been, right? Pretty much nowhere. I kind of took an artistic hiatus this summer (for which I kick myself repeatedly), but I haven't really been on DeviantART since I found Tumblr. I'm sort of back with the arts thing though (but less with the DeviantART thing) and I figure I aughta unload a few of my goodies on here sometime. I have some poems, some concept art, and a few short stories under weigh. It'll be good. Yeah. I feel like I have more to say though. It's just random personal stuff that really isn't important, like good books I've read, or new people I've met, or personal issues that reign supreme over my co

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Tooncouplefanatic

Jun 3, 2011

I Like Myself, I Like Myself, I Like Myself

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So... school's out for the summer. I might start posting shit with some regularity again.   But probably not. I'm too busy *~tUmBlIn~* Just thought I'd mention. *pointless journal is pointless*

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Hi. wanna join my group called Anti-illuminati-01? anti-illuminati-01.deviantart.…

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Celera13

Oct 19, 2012

WHEEEEEERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEN

Badbandit2015

Mar 8, 2012

_{Happy birthday! Hope you have a fantastic birthday! (P.s: today's my little cousin birthday too!) :3}

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

I WANTED TO SAY THIS THRU DA BECAUSE YOUR ASKBOX DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO PRESS ENTER
AND FANMAILS SUCK

SO, THIS IS ME, AND MY OH-SO-MEANINGFUL BIRTHDAY WISH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU GIT.
SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE THAT OLD LADY THAT SCREAMS TO LITTLE CHILDREN TO GET OUT OF YOUR LAWN WHILE THROWING CATS AT THEM.
BUT WHILE THAT DAY DOESN'T COMES, I SUGGEST YOU TO ENJOY YOUR 17TH BIRTHDAY ON THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. And I really really fucking hope you do, because you deserve it more than a lot of people I know. Ok? Ok. I love you <3
/I'll write a proper message later on when I figure something else. And I shall draw you something. It shall be speshul just like you and your face
Happy birthday, Gwen <33

Tooncouplefanatic

Mar 7, 2012

HASDHFJGKHJUL
This is beautiful.
You are a lovely human being, you know that?

Thanks so much!